Title Social Climber
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG
Word Count 100
Prompt 197 Dinner
Characters/Pairing (if any) Spike, Darla, Drusilla
A/N: Shortly after William is turned, he's still working on his new persona



"Pass the mustard, if you'd be so good, old thing."

"That voice is not a good idea, William." Darla, scathing.

"No? I thought I might try going up the social scale a trifle. Death opens up these opportunities." William grinned at her. She hadn't passed the mustard. He liked to pep up dinner, but that was apparently unacceptable for your better class of vampire.

He turned, hearing his beloved joining their meal. She was singing. "Down, down, all down my sweet. Look for yourself in the gutters, not among the stars."

Right then; Drusilla had spoken. Down the scale instead.