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Title: Let Me Have Men About Me That Are Fat
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Prompt: 161 (Cool Hand Luke, 1967)
Fandom/timeline: Buffy, pre-series
Word Count: 100
Characters: Darla, Luke

Let Me Have Men About Me That Are Fat

After the final raid on UC Sunnydale, Darla has three minions carry the moaning Luke to his crypt. "And let's not drop our fearless leader, hmmm?"

One of them glares at her. "The Master is our true leader. Until he rises, Luke is his lieutenant, his trusted instrument, his most high -"

"Yeah, yeah. Just make sure he doesn't throw up."

The bloated, blue-ish Luke tries to speak. "I told..." He swallows, chokes something back. "I told you I could eat fifty students."

Darla pats his hand with a razor-thin smile. "And we're all very impressed. Now get some sleep."
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